Zigsogcunveen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, staggering mole.

Zigsogcunveen created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigsogcunveen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zigsogcunveen, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Zigsogcunveen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Zigsogcunveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not make images of living things.