Vadarmlop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous finch.

Vadarmlop created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadarmlop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadarmlop, it will strike you with lightening.

Vadarmlop's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vadarmlop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Vadarmlop in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must love Vadarmlop.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vadarmlop on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.