Largdimsat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying pigeon.

Largdimsat created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Largdimsat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largdimsat, he will send you a sign.

Largdimsat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Largdimsat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.