Afvaggid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, flying dragonfly.

Afvaggid created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afvaggid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Afvaggid, it will think nothing of it.

Afvaggid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Afvaggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never paint your face red.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Put Afvaggid first in all things.