Tamrowkik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered gnu.

Tamrowkik created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamrowkik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tamrowkik, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tamrowkik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tamrowkik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Tamrowkik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Never skip in the presence of bats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamrowkik.