Sugpighiv is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful lizard.

Sugpighiv created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugpighiv, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sugpighiv, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sugpighiv's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sugpighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never feed spinach to eagles while wearing rings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not take Sugpighiv's name in vain.