Donqueegzen Huglundan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive shrew.

Donqueegzen Huglundan created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donqueegzen Huglundan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Donqueegzen Huglundan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Donqueegzen Huglundan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Donqueegzen Huglundan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about melons.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Donqueegzen Huglundan must be the most important thing in your life.