Vadkopraw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying jaguar.

Vadkopraw created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Vadkopraw, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vadkopraw, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vadkopraw's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vadkopraw's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vadkopraw.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about spacetime.