Mipstipfig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing shark.

Mipstipfig created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mipstipfig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mipstipfig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mipstipfig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mipstipfig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mipstipfig six times a day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.