Gudsabyart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witless octopus.

Gudsabyart created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gudsabyart, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gudsabyart, she will send you a sign.

Gudsabyart's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gudsabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudsabyart.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.