Kinmifgatlatxuckfen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate whale.

Kinmifgatlatxuckfen created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kinmifgatlatxuckfen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kinmifgatlatxuckfen, he will remove you from existence.

Kinmifgatlatxuckfen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kinmifgatlatxuckfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near aardvarks.

2. Never feed lots of bread to sheep while wearing turquoise stockings.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Never leap in the presence of ducks.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Kinmifgatlatxuckfen on top of all buildings.