Stermilhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, temperamental capybara.

Stermilhug created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stermilhug, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stermilhug, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stermilhug's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Stermilhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never pour water over plants.