Fobyartveg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate finch.

Fobyartveg created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobyartveg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fobyartveg, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fobyartveg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fobyartveg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not shave your face.