Vintipfid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome porpoise.

Vintipfid created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vintipfid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vintipfid, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vintipfid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vintipfid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing yellow skirts and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about spacetime near hamsters while wearing white scarves.

5. Never talk about porpoises.