Kopbomdag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane hippopotamus.

Kopbomdag created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopbomdag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kopbomdag, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kopbomdag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kopbomdag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Kopbomdag.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Kopbomdag loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.