Raptigcud is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, thoughtless wombat.

Raptigcud created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raptigcud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Raptigcud, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Raptigcud's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Raptigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.