Tenbafbab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent camel.

Tenbafbab created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenbafbab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenbafbab, he will not invite you to parties.

Tenbafbab's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tenbafbab's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tenbafbab.

5. Hide if eight bats approach from the south.