Migcubjarn Latbidster is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ruthless guinea pig.

Migcubjarn Latbidster created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcubjarn Latbidster, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migcubjarn Latbidster, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Migcubjarn Latbidster's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Migcubjarn Latbidster's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine mites approach from the south.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Migcubjarn Latbidster.

4. Never feed wheat to badgers while wearing dresses.

5. Never think about dark energy.