Megcibstikciphitquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful fish.

Megcibstikciphitquaf created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Megcibstikciphitquaf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Megcibstikciphitquaf, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Megcibstikciphitquaf's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Megcibstikciphitquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Always obey Megcibstikciphitquaf's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Always wear black.