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He takes the form of a heavy, smart sheep.

Gubfodtanstanbetfigrillgon created light six quadrillion years ago.

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If you do not believe in Gubfodtanstanbetfigrillgon, he will turn you into a rock.

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Gubfodtanstanbetfigrillgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the east.

3. Never talk about dark energy near pigs while wearing gray coats and balancing four zinc spheres on your legs.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about special relativity near snakes while wearing purple trousers and balancing six nickel spheres on your neck.