Cepdamwot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy yak.

Cepdamwot created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepdamwot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cepdamwot, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cepdamwot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cepdamwot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cepdamwot.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about dark matter near whales while wearing brown shoes.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.