Pigvadfunmig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident mongoose.

Pigvadfunmig created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Pigvadfunmig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pigvadfunmig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pigvadfunmig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pigvadfunmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not eat garlic.