Likvegwad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful swan.

Likvegwad created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likvegwad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Likvegwad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Likvegwad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Likvegwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Hide from orange seals for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry otters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help tapirs.