Bellcapwab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, kind bat.

Bellcapwab created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellcapwab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellcapwab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bellcapwab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bellcapwab's Holy Commandments

1. Bellcapwab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about gravity near whales while wearing white shirts and balancing nine platinum spheres on your legs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.