Tonmincet is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring chicken.

Tonmincet created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Tonmincet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tonmincet, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tonmincet's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tonmincet's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near mites while wearing blue hats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Bats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink alcohol.