Vadgontik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow horse.

Vadgontik created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadgontik, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vadgontik, he will destroy your home planet.

Vadgontik's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vadgontik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to capybaras while wearing rings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.