Jigfedbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome wyvern.

Jigfedbonk created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Jigfedbonk, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jigfedbonk, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Jigfedbonk's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Jigfedbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near mice while wearing green ear rings and balancing four nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near sheep while wearing mauve scarves.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill manatees.

5. Retreat if seven snails approach from the east.