Dogkamnutt Mottalyikcep Xuckdannart is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet dragonfly.

Dogkamnutt Mottalyikcep Xuckdannart created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dogkamnutt Mottalyikcep Xuckdannart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dogkamnutt Mottalyikcep Xuckdannart, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dogkamnutt Mottalyikcep Xuckdannart's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dogkamnutt Mottalyikcep Xuckdannart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dogkamnutt Mottalyikcep Xuckdannart in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help sick dolphins.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Dogkamnutt Mottalyikcep Xuckdannart must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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