Lundissfon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing guinea pig.

Lundissfon created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lundissfon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lundissfon, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lundissfon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lundissfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Put Lundissfon first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Lundissfon loves geese, so they must be honoured.