Gessgebfot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, vain swallow.

Gessgebfot created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Gessgebfot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gessgebfot, it will be very unhappy.

Gessgebfot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gessgebfot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Never jump near cats.

3. Never feed lots of oranges to geese while wearing orange dresses.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gessgebfot.
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