Rutcutbat is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced
snail.
Rutcutbat created an electron two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rutcutbat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Rutcutbat, it will turn you into a dog.
Rutcutbat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Rutcutbat's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Always help squirrels in need.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.
5. Never look in ponds.