Karxenont is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering hedgehog.

Karxenont created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karxenont, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karxenont, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Karxenont's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Karxenont's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to capybaras while wearing turquoise skirts.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Hide from gray goats for they are unholy.

4. You must love Karxenont.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.