Nillnurhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humane goblin.

Nillnurhiv created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Nillnurhiv, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nillnurhiv, he will turn you into a rock.

Nillnurhiv's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nillnurhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Never feed carrots to squirrels while wearing white ear rings.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help porpoises in need.