Manafceplarn Migfatgam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish parrot.

Manafceplarn Migfatgam created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manafceplarn Migfatgam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Manafceplarn Migfatgam, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Manafceplarn Migfatgam's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Manafceplarn Migfatgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to birds while wearing jumpers.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Retreat if seven snakes approach from the east.

5. Manafceplarn Migfatgam loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.