Bumcin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous unicorn.

Bumcin created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumcin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bumcin, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bumcin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bumcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing orange shirts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your legs.