Mifbumjan is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy
dugong.
Mifbumjan created humankind four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mifbumjan, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Mifbumjan, he will turn you into a slug.
Mifbumjan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Mifbumjan's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured monkeys.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always help sick bats.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.