Mifbumjan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy dugong.

Mifbumjan created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifbumjan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifbumjan, he will turn you into a slug.

Mifbumjan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mifbumjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.