Getgidwotzogcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring jackal.

Getgidwotzogcum created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getgidwotzogcum, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Getgidwotzogcum, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Getgidwotzogcum's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Getgidwotzogcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing five zinc spheres on your face.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.