Tipmobtipfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish ant.

Tipmobtipfob created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipmobtipfob, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tipmobtipfob, he will turn you into a goat.

Tipmobtipfob's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tipmobtipfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about fire.