Tipmobtipfob is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, selfish
ant.
Tipmobtipfob created Africa four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tipmobtipfob, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tipmobtipfob, he will turn you into a goat.
Tipmobtipfob's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Tipmobtipfob's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about photosynthesis.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not wear violet clothing.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never talk about fire.