Laknegfon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise dryad.

Laknegfon created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Laknegfon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Laknegfon, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Laknegfon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Laknegfon's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Do not take Laknegfon's name in vain.
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