Pagratren is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, loving jackal.

Pagratren created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagratren, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagratren, it will refuse to believe in you.

Pagratren's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pagratren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.
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