Mutmadbus is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, strong cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mutmadbus created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutmadbus, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mutmadbus, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mutmadbus' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mutmadbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must love Mutmadbus.

4. Never run near eagles.

5. Never talk about black holes.