Gubflanlim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, capable wombat.

Gubflanlim created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubflanlim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gubflanlim, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gubflanlim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gubflanlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never sing in the presence of mice.