Pandidceb is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive dingo.

Pandidceb created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pandidceb, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pandidceb, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pandidceb's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pandidceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.