Yatcudyok is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awesome ant.

Yatcudyok created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatcudyok, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatcudyok, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yatcudyok's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yatcudyok's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yatcudyok.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yatcudyok.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Yatcudyok on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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