Vindadvonladhinkabbess is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair
dragon.
Vindadvonladhinkabbess created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vindadvonladhinkabbess, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vindadvonladhinkabbess, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Vindadvonladhinkabbess' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Vindadvonladhinkabbess' Holy Commandments1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Vindadvonladhinkabbess loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.
5. Feed all hungry capybaras.