Vindadvonladhinkabbess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair dragon.

Vindadvonladhinkabbess created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vindadvonladhinkabbess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vindadvonladhinkabbess, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vindadvonladhinkabbess' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Vindadvonladhinkabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Vindadvonladhinkabbess loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.