Gumgofmad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonest hydra.

Gumgofmad created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gumgofmad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gumgofmad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gumgofmad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gumgofmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Always help hamsters.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.