Zak is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, all-knowing
goblin.
Zak created the world eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zak, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Zak, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Zak's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Zak's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep four voles in a large pit.
2. Learn seven new languages a year.
3. Do not speak about tomatoes.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Fast once a month.