Stigveg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, flying fly.

Stigveg created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigveg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stigveg, he will manifest in front of you.

Stigveg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Stigveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.