Bod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective snail.

Bod created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bod, he will remove you from existence.

Bod's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing orange hats.

2. Do not take Bod's name in vain.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.