Bod is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, effective
snail.
Bod created snails nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bod, he will remove you from existence.
Bod's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Bod's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing orange hats.
2. Do not take Bod's name in vain.
3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.