Bosstafgud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, temperamental gerbil.

Bosstafgud created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosstafgud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bosstafgud, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bosstafgud's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bosstafgud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bosstafgud on top of all buildings.

2. Always obey Bosstafgud's priests.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.